this site is not intended for minors. or mobile devices. and especially not minors on mobile devices. there is some candy gore + darker topics here. there's also javascript, unfortunately. i hate javascript, i can't spell. i had to spell "chandelier" for my 5th grade spelling bee and i still don't know how to fucking spell it. so, uh, come prod around my brain :3 or don't, i guess. if you wanna be like that :/